Just off the phone with Ed Van Awken,
the guy who's lately been a-squawkin'
about the C-P-D's old Lodge
and the nifty legal dodge
decided by the board, by heck,
to raise some cash, get out of debt.
Now Ed, he's got a plan or two,
That I promised not to tell you
Without approval of Ms. B,
Who's barkin' up a hick'ry tree.
That's all you're gonna get from me.