Dead in Baghdad

According to Russian ORT state television, reporting from Baghdad, the Iraqi Information Ministry has claimed ten people dead in the first wave of U.S. airstrikes on Baghdad. There was no other confirmation, as reported in The Drudge Report. Is it too much to hope that Saddam Hussein was one of the ten?

Alive in Indy

Many Carbondalliers are in Indianapolis to attend an NCAA tournament basketball game today at 1:50 p.m. between the SIU "Salukis" and the University of Missouri "Tigers". But this year's SIU team is more experienced and hungry than last year's Sweet Sixteen edition--all this team needs is some cool basketball player nicknames. So, if "Kandy" Kent Williams and Jermaine "Buggy" Dearman play their games, along with Sylvester "Cat Man" Willis and Stetson "Hats' Off" Hairston, "Daring" Darren Brooks, as well as Brad "Big Stalk" Korn and the rest of the Salukis ... the DAWGS will nip the Tigers in the romp.

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Brad Cole's Signs Keep Disappearing

Like the one on the corner of Sycamore and Oakland, at the old Coca Cola warehouse. The other candidates' signs stay, but two of Brad's have been removed. Rachel Robinson, the co-owner of the building is madder than a wet hen, and plans to suspend the sign from the roof instead.