Tuesday, November 12, 2002

A reader expresses the need for "more buttons, visuals, enticing explanations, gut-grabbbing language" on the Shawnee Network home page. Gut-grabbing language seems too severe, too intense for a portal page like the SN home page.. How about head-scratching, instead? Or crotch-fondling, rib-tickling, ass-kicking, back-slapping, chest-thumping, eye-opening, elbow-rubbing, or foot-tapping? Should it be buttoned up? Buttoned down? Unbuttoned? Yes. Enticing explanations, visuals, yes. Read on.